Stardate Log 787357

Surgery Core Day 23

Today I fell asleep for a second while holding the retractor in my hand as the surgeons masserate this man who needed to have his appendix out. I had only 2 hours of sleep for the past 24 hours.

Next thing I know, I am told that the Chief resident (Big Kahuna, me little plankton) was terribly irate because short little middle eastern surgeon, whose head is way too big for his body and who probably has Penis Envy, said that he had an asian female student fall asleep at the table. Gee, since I am the only Asian and the only Female student at this rotation, I wonder who he could be referring to?

I am told I am fortunate he didn't throw me out of the OR suite, which I would have been more than thankful for and would have promised God I'd go to church for the next 5 sundays for.